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What are we gonna do, Dave?

2
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I don't know.

3
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You texted Calvin and Tina,

4
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"Maybe going
to Kalamazoo's not so crazy."

5
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I don't know how this happened.

6
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You know I pride myself on
always texting with precision.

7
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I don't even care

8
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that the kids say periods
aren't cool anymore,

9
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I punctuate.

10
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Explanation point.

11
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We aren't moving to Kalamazoo.

12
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We just have to tell them
we aren't moving.

13
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Right.

14
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Yeah.

15
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But we're not moving, right?

16
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Do you think we are?

17
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No.

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Unless you think we should.

19
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Oh, God,
I don't know what I think.

20
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Calvin and Tina
haven't replied yet.

21
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They're probably freaking out.

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Losing their minds.

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Okay,

24
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now guess this one.

25
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Brie.

26
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No, Calvin. Come on.

27
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Dig deeper.

28
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Wait, I know this one.

29
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Pepper jack.

30
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Really, Calvin, pepper jack?

31
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This is for a wedding,
not Subway.

32
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-Hey, guys.
-Hey.

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-What's up?
-Hey.

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So, you're obviously wondering

35
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what that text meant.

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What text?

37
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Oh, something about Kalamazoo?

38
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Yeah, no, that's the one.
And just so you know,

39
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-it's not what you think.
-Mm-mm.

40
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We weren't thinking about it.

41
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Oh. Well, good. Never mind then.

42
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I mean, Calvin,
you're a man of the world,

43
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so I don't need to tell you

44
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what "going to Kalamazoo"
really means.

45
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It's a sex thing.

46
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Yep.

47
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Yeah, that's what it is.
It's a sex thing.

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"Let's go to Kalamazoo, baby."

49
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Anyway, glad we cleared
that up. Bye-bye.

50
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Yeah, we are DTK.

51
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? Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood?

52
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? Welcome to the hood.?

53
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Well, well, well.

54
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Hey, handsome.

55
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Um, excuse me, miss,

56
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I have to tell you
that I am engaged.

57
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[laughs]

58
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Well, that won't stop me.

59
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I've been known to wreck a home.

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Ow! Man.

61
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I'm sorry, this would be easier
if you'd stand still

62
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and you were over there.

63
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-[mutters]
-Sorry. [laughs]

64
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My fianc� is just so hot.

65
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Oh, thank you, baby.

66
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Oh. So,

67
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uh, we need to talk groomsmen.

68
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[chuckles]

69
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The network
wants to add three more.

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Say what?

71
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They're trying
to launch a spin-off,

72
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and so it's important
to them that you use

73
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that guy from Sugar Ray

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and at least
one Property Brother.

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Well, am I still the groom?

76
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[laughs] I know.

77
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I'm sorry.

78
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Thank you for putting up
with my crazy life.

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Eh, I get it.

80
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It's just, uh,
I don't even know those guys.

81
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Oh, the network
is setting you up

82
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on a Zoom with them on Friday.

83
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But they are on the East Coast,
so it is at 5:00 a.m.

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-I love you.
-Mm-hmm.

85
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So, did you talk to Chip?

86
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Yes.

87
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And, uh, having a job interview

88
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with my mom's boyfriend
wasn't awkward at all.

89
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He only spent the first
five minutes talking about how

90
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she has the gams
of a 25-year-old.

91
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But what about the job offer?

92
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It's crazy.

93
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Yeah, I figured.

94
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I'd actually be
the VP of Human Resources.

95
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I'd get to rebuild the
department from the ground up.

96
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Oh, crazy in a good way.

97
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How's the money?

98
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It's crazy.

99
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Also in a good way?

100
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Yes, but that doesn't
change the fact

101
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that the job is still
in Michigan, which is

102
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crazy in a bad way.

103
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Besides, what would you
even do there?

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I mean, I could call Melissa.

105
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She's principal
at my old school now.

106
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What happened
to Principal Kersey?

107
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He quit after
he won Amazing Race.

108
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Hey, guys.

109
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Um, me and Esme

110
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are going to
hang out and do our homework.

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-Gemma, maybe
we should continue... -Yeah.

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...this conversation
in the kitchen.

113
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So, is Esme his girlfriend now?

114
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He won't say,
but have you noticed

115
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he's started bathing?

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You know, if he likes her,

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it won't be any easier
to talk to him about Michigan.

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-We can't just assume-
-We need a snack.

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We have apples.

120
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Esme says all apples
are blood apples.

121
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Uh, well, there are also
peanut butter pretzels.

122
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Gemma?

123
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-Do you think Esme is mute?
-[sighs]

124
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This decision isn't
just gonna affect Grover.

125
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I mean, what about the Butlers?

126
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Calvin would be devastated
if I left.

127
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Yes. And who would Tina
even get to replace me

128
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in the book club
we keep talking about starting?

129
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[apple crunches]

130
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Esme's done a 180 on apples.

131
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I think carnations
could be pretty on the tables.

132
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Really, Courtney? I thought
we discussed this yesterday.

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Oh, right.
You told me carnations

134
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are cheap supermarket flowers.

135
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No, we agreed that carnations
are cheap supermarket flowers.

136
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Are you okay?

137
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Yeah, I'm just
a little spacey today.

138
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Oh, you know what? I bought
the cutest napkin rings.

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Uh, for your approval,
of course.

140
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Is my mama
steamrolling you again?

141
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It's fine. Honestly?

142
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I would be happy just getting
married at the courthouse.

143
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All that matters
is that I'm marrying you.

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-Mwah.
-Well...

145
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I'm sorry my mom shot down
your idea of a hobbit wedding.

146
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Yeah. She was all,

147
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"It's a wedding, I do not want
to see people's feet."

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[laughs]

149
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Were you just imitating me?

150
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What? No, that's crazy.

151
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Thanks for letting us borrow
these for the reception, Dave.

152
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You know, it's funny, Calvin,
when I bought these

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for my kombucha party,
you scoffed at me.

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-Hmm.
-Yeah, I was scoffing at the booch, Dave.

155
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And now, lo and behold,
you want to borrow them.

156
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Ha. Oh, how the tables
have turned.

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You know I can make this punch
in the trash can.

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Thanks, Melissa.
I'll talk to Dave about it.

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-That sounds like
a dream opportunity. -No, no, no...

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Hello.

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Ooh.

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Well, what's
the dream opportunity?

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-It's an investment opportunity.
-Mm.

164
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It's a Ponzi scheme,
but we're at the top.

165
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We'd let you in, but you'd be
at the bottom and...

166
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[chuckles] you don't want
to be at the bottom.

167
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Dave, you don't even jaywalk.

168
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I would...

169
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...in an emergency.

170
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Okay.

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Spill it. What's going on?

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Okay. Look,
it's probably nothing.

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But my mom's boyfriend
offered me a job

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that is surprisingly not bad.

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Well, all right!

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But it's in Kalamazoo.

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Kalamazoo? That's in Michigan.

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We know, but...

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it's vice president
of a Human Resource department

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for a pretty big company.

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-I know, but I said
it's in Michigan. -Look, okay, uh...

182
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Babe, babe, babe, babe.

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They know it's in Michigan.

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Good for you, Dave.

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00:07:50,819 --> 00:07:52,732
-You're back in the game.
-DAVE: Well, look,

186
00:07:52,733 --> 00:07:54,255
uh, Calvin, it probably
won't happen,

187
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-so don't worry about it.
-Yeah.

188
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Well, w-what does this mean
for our book club?

189
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I know.

190
00:08:01,089 --> 00:08:03,700
Now we'll never read
The Color Purple.

191
00:08:06,442 --> 00:08:07,574
CALVIN:
No. Uh-uh.

192
00:08:07,575 --> 00:08:08,965
-Tina, come on.
-I don't,

193
00:08:08,966 --> 00:08:10,286
I don't get this reference.

194
00:08:10,359 --> 00:08:11,795
-Come on, baby. Come on.
-No...

195
00:08:11,969 --> 00:08:14,711
Gemma! Nothing will
keep me from you! Gemma!

196
00:08:14,885 --> 00:08:17,888
Gemma, you're
my only white friend! No!

197
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What is wrong with you, Calvin?

198
00:08:27,333 --> 00:08:29,943
Our best friends
are thinking about moving away,

199
00:08:29,944 --> 00:08:32,174
and you're all like,
"Oh, good for you, Dave.

200
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Back in the game."

201
00:08:34,731 --> 00:08:36,080
Come on, Tina.

202
00:08:36,081 --> 00:08:38,298
I mean, after all
he's been through this year,

203
00:08:38,299 --> 00:08:39,649
he needed a win.

204
00:08:39,909 --> 00:08:42,390
Well, baby,
do you know where Kalamazoo is?

205
00:08:42,565 --> 00:08:45,089
Ooh, I got this one. Michigan.

206
00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:48,832
Look, Tina, don't worry.

207
00:08:48,833 --> 00:08:50,441
They're not going anywhere.

208
00:08:50,442 --> 00:08:51,492
How do you know that?

209
00:08:51,618 --> 00:08:52,836
It's Dave.

210
00:08:52,837 --> 00:08:54,881
He always gets
these harebrained ideas,

211
00:08:54,882 --> 00:08:57,188
and he never follows through
on any of them.

212
00:08:57,449 --> 00:08:59,147
Baby, what if you're wrong?

213
00:08:59,321 --> 00:09:00,581
I mean, you guys are close.

214
00:09:00,714 --> 00:09:02,524
Wouldn't it be weird
if he was gone?

215
00:09:02,672 --> 00:09:04,935
Well, it's weird
having him here.

216
00:09:05,109 --> 00:09:06,763
I just got used to it.

217
00:09:08,330 --> 00:09:09,380
Damn.

218
00:09:09,461 --> 00:09:11,594
Old booch smell like Fritos.

219
00:09:14,379 --> 00:09:16,425
Uh-huh...

220
00:09:17,469 --> 00:09:19,519
-You don't like it?
-I mean, it's a toast

221
00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:21,256
for your brother's wedding.

222
00:09:21,473 --> 00:09:24,423
Do you really want to bring up
the time he got his arm caught

223
00:09:24,424 --> 00:09:26,652
in a claw machine because
he was trying to get a Furby?

224
00:09:26,653 --> 00:09:27,958
[laughs]:
Yes.

225
00:09:28,132 --> 00:09:29,917
See, the funny part is,

226
00:09:30,178 --> 00:09:33,573
he was stuck so long,
he wet himself.

227
00:09:35,487 --> 00:09:37,185
No? Okay, well...

228
00:09:37,359 --> 00:09:40,057
-Hey, y'all!
-[shouts] Don't let him see my toast.

229
00:09:41,711 --> 00:09:44,496
Actually, uh, Marty,
don't worry about the toast,

230
00:09:44,497 --> 00:09:46,236
because the network just told us

231
00:09:46,237 --> 00:09:49,893
they've commissioned
Aaron Sorkin to write it.

232
00:09:49,894 --> 00:09:52,547
Wait, so, I'm supposed
to read somebody else's toast?

233
00:09:52,548 --> 00:09:54,898
What? No.
No, no, no, no, no, man.

234
00:09:54,899 --> 00:09:56,943
[chuckles]:
Don't worry about it, 'cause...

235
00:09:56,944 --> 00:09:59,337
Marshawn Lynch is gonna read it.

236
00:09:59,338 --> 00:10:03,776
Look, I'm sorry, Marty. There's
nothing I can do, you know?

237
00:10:03,777 --> 00:10:05,169
Uh, Sadie signed a contract.

238
00:10:05,343 --> 00:10:09,434
Any major life event,
the network owns it.

239
00:10:09,435 --> 00:10:12,001
Oh, I guess I'll never get
to tell my Furby story.

240
00:10:12,002 --> 00:10:14,657
You were gonna tell that story
at my wedding?

241
00:10:16,877 --> 00:10:18,487
[laughs]:
It's, it's so funny.

242
00:10:18,748 --> 00:10:22,012
What? That is not funny, Marty.

243
00:10:22,186 --> 00:10:24,754
Look, anyway, man...
Look, it's out of my hands.

244
00:10:24,928 --> 00:10:27,844
This whole wedding
is about Mercedes's show.

245
00:10:28,018 --> 00:10:29,411
I'm just an extra in it.

246
00:10:29,672 --> 00:10:31,326
Huh.

247
00:10:32,588 --> 00:10:34,285
Okay, here's a crazy idea.

248
00:10:34,286 --> 00:10:36,025
What if you and Mercedes
get married

249
00:10:36,026 --> 00:10:38,159
with me and Courtney next week?

250
00:10:39,029 --> 00:10:40,959
-Wait a minute, seriously?
-Why not?

251
00:10:41,075 --> 00:10:42,705
I mean,
you could do it secretly.

252
00:10:42,706 --> 00:10:44,643
You still have your big one
on TV next month,

253
00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:45,993
but your real vows?

254
00:10:45,994 --> 00:10:47,733
They'll be with
your family and friends.

255
00:10:47,734 --> 00:10:48,784
With us.

256
00:10:48,822 --> 00:10:50,214
I mean, little bro,

257
00:10:50,432 --> 00:10:52,695
I would love that, man,
more than anything.

258
00:10:52,696 --> 00:10:54,870
Are you sure Courtney
will be cool with this?

259
00:10:54,871 --> 00:10:56,655
Oh, man, no question.
If it weren't for Mama,

260
00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,395
we'd probably be getting married
at the courthouse.

261
00:10:58,396 --> 00:11:00,007
Or the Shire.

262
00:11:00,008 --> 00:11:02,443
Okay, wait, look,
this is great, man.

263
00:11:02,444 --> 00:11:03,880
Thank you, thank you.

264
00:11:04,054 --> 00:11:06,535
I'm gonna run it by Sadie.
Uh- thank you.

265
00:11:06,536 --> 00:11:08,928
-[laughs]
-Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

266
00:11:08,929 --> 00:11:11,453
-You're welcome!
-Yeah!

267
00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:13,540
What is he talking about?

268
00:11:13,585 --> 00:11:15,022
Genius idea.

269
00:11:15,023 --> 00:11:16,979
Okay, Malcolm was bumming
about his fake wedding,

270
00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:20,157
so I told him he could piggyback
on our wedding.

271
00:11:20,331 --> 00:11:21,942
Piggyback?

272
00:11:22,116 --> 00:11:24,988
Right, so, when we do our vows,
they'll do theirs.

273
00:11:25,249 --> 00:11:27,948
Same guests,
same place, all good.

274
00:11:28,818 --> 00:11:30,602
But that's our wedding.

275
00:11:30,777 --> 00:11:33,344
Right, but you said
we could go to the courthouse.

276
00:11:33,605 --> 00:11:35,782
Yeah, but it's still
our wedding.

277
00:11:35,956 --> 00:11:37,566
Our day.

278
00:11:37,958 --> 00:11:41,396
And you just gave away half of
our day without even asking me.

279
00:11:41,397 --> 00:11:43,876
[stammers] I thought you said
you didn't care.

280
00:11:43,877 --> 00:11:45,574
Of course I care!

281
00:11:45,575 --> 00:11:47,967
I'm-I'm sorry.
Courtney, I'm-I'm sorry, baby.

282
00:11:47,968 --> 00:11:49,796
Look, I-I'll tell Malcolm.

283
00:11:49,970 --> 00:11:51,720
-Look, calling Malcolm.
-[moans]

284
00:11:55,410 --> 00:11:58,282
-And- uh, voicemail.
-[groans]

285
00:12:00,241 --> 00:12:01,503
Michigan?

286
00:12:01,504 --> 00:12:03,504
Look, Grover, I know
it's a lot to absorb,

287
00:12:03,505 --> 00:12:05,637
but your mother and I respect

288
00:12:05,638 --> 00:12:07,813
that you're a person
and that you have feelings.

289
00:12:07,814 --> 00:12:10,251
Exactly, and as an equal member
of this family,

290
00:12:10,512 --> 00:12:11,905
you get an equal vote.

291
00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:13,428
Okay, I vote no.

292
00:12:13,689 --> 00:12:16,561
-What?
-Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa.

293
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:19,564
We haven't even discussed
the pros and the cons yet.

294
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:20,789
Okay.

295
00:12:20,914 --> 00:12:22,785
Con: I just started high school.

296
00:12:22,959 --> 00:12:26,267
Con: I'm one of
the cool kids there.

297
00:12:27,268 --> 00:12:31,446
And con: I-I almost kind of
have a girlfriend, in a way.

298
00:12:32,490 --> 00:12:35,929
Believe me, we know leaving
your friends would be hard.

299
00:12:35,930 --> 00:12:37,625
Yeah, look,
it's the hardest part,

300
00:12:37,626 --> 00:12:39,845
but you'd make new friends
in Kalamazoo, and...

301
00:12:39,846 --> 00:12:41,281
Look, think about it,
the money that we would make

302
00:12:41,282 --> 00:12:43,110
selling this house, in Michigan,

303
00:12:43,371 --> 00:12:45,808
we could buy a huge house
with a pool.

304
00:12:45,809 --> 00:12:48,375
Ugh. Yeah. Everybody wants
to be friends with the kid

305
00:12:48,376 --> 00:12:49,426
with the pool.

306
00:12:49,594 --> 00:12:51,118
[stammers]
I can't swim.

307
00:12:51,119 --> 00:12:53,380
-GEMMA: What?
-Oh, come on, Grover. Yes, you can.

308
00:12:53,381 --> 00:12:55,383
No, no, I forgot how.

309
00:12:58,125 --> 00:12:59,866
Grover.

310
00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:01,432
I know this is a big ask.

311
00:13:01,606 --> 00:13:03,739
But you used to love it there.

312
00:13:03,913 --> 00:13:07,395
And I could go back to teaching,
which is my passion.

313
00:13:07,569 --> 00:13:09,009
Well... but what does it matter?

314
00:13:09,179 --> 00:13:11,616
You guys have obviously
made up your minds.

315
00:13:11,617 --> 00:13:13,574
GEMMA:
Dave?

316
00:13:13,575 --> 00:13:15,490
Have we made up our minds?

317
00:13:19,450 --> 00:13:20,843
It looks that way.

318
00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:23,834
Okay, but then,
why did you even ask me?

319
00:13:23,846 --> 00:13:25,500
Because we respect your opinion.

320
00:13:25,674 --> 00:13:29,939
We're going against it,
but we respect it.

321
00:13:31,767 --> 00:13:33,769
Okay. Democracy sucks.

322
00:13:33,943 --> 00:13:35,989
-I am never voting again.
-Oh, my God.

323
00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:37,729
You're gonna have to.

324
00:13:37,904 --> 00:13:40,036
Michigan is a swing state.

325
00:13:45,737 --> 00:13:48,044
-Hey.
-Hey. -Hey.

326
00:13:48,045 --> 00:13:49,828
Is Daphne still down
for her nap?

327
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,178
-Yep.
-Yeah.

328
00:13:51,482 --> 00:13:54,007
All right, I'll get her.
Uh, unless you want to.

329
00:13:54,964 --> 00:13:57,271
Should we discuss it first?

330
00:13:57,532 --> 00:13:59,055
I will get her.

331
00:13:59,056 --> 00:14:01,056
Great. Great, great, great.
[chuckles]

332
00:14:01,057 --> 00:14:02,189
Uh, s-same page.

333
00:14:02,363 --> 00:14:03,930
I support you.

334
00:14:06,106 --> 00:14:07,411
What did you do?

335
00:14:07,585 --> 00:14:09,718
Something insensitive.

336
00:14:09,892 --> 00:14:11,702
And she reacted
quite vigorously,

337
00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:13,983
and I was very much
caught off guard.

338
00:14:13,984 --> 00:14:15,288
Huh.

339
00:14:15,289 --> 00:14:16,986
She has been emotional and...

340
00:14:16,987 --> 00:14:18,552
she's been forgetting things.

341
00:14:18,553 --> 00:14:21,861
-Very interesting.
-[glass tapping]

342
00:14:23,079 --> 00:14:24,559
-DAPHNE: Blue.
-Blue?

343
00:14:24,733 --> 00:14:26,561
[gasps]
It's blue.

344
00:14:26,735 --> 00:14:30,304
Yes, it's blue.

345
00:14:32,436 --> 00:14:34,003
[laughs]
Yeah, it is blue.

346
00:14:34,177 --> 00:14:36,136
TINA:
Uh-huh.

347
00:14:36,397 --> 00:14:38,486
[Tina laughs]

348
00:14:39,661 --> 00:14:41,924
Uh, Mrs. B?

349
00:14:42,098 --> 00:14:43,491
What's going on?

350
00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:47,277
You're pregnant.

351
00:14:49,149 --> 00:14:50,199
Again.

352
00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:51,330
Wait, what?

353
00:14:51,586 --> 00:14:53,501
[stammers]
Is-is that possible?

354
00:14:53,675 --> 00:14:55,459
No. Maybe?

355
00:14:55,460 --> 00:14:58,070
I-I've been so stressed about
the wedding, I guess I haven't

356
00:14:58,071 --> 00:14:59,898
-been paying attention?
-Yeah, and, uh, and...

357
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:02,902
w-we have been
a little... cavalier.

358
00:15:03,076 --> 00:15:05,730
Oh, my God.

359
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,165
Oh, cover your ears, guys.

360
00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:10,779
I'm gonna be a grandma again...!

361
00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:14,304
[sustained shout]

362
00:15:14,478 --> 00:15:16,437
[laughs]

363
00:15:17,264 --> 00:15:19,831
So, Malcolm,
did you hear the news?

364
00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:23,009
Uh, people
over on Marengo heard.

365
00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:25,315
Congratulations.

366
00:15:25,489 --> 00:15:27,274
[laughs]:
Uh, wh- uh, hey,

367
00:15:27,275 --> 00:15:29,318
let's-let's not, let's not
get ahead of ourselves, okay?

368
00:15:29,319 --> 00:15:30,579
We don't know for sure yet.

369
00:15:30,581 --> 00:15:31,713
Oh, I do.

370
00:15:31,887 --> 00:15:34,150
-Well, what an exciting day.
-Yeah.

371
00:15:34,324 --> 00:15:37,153
Malcolm told me all about
the plan. I love it so much.

372
00:15:37,327 --> 00:15:38,850
What plan?

373
00:15:39,112 --> 00:15:40,417
Uh- uh, Malcolm.

374
00:15:40,678 --> 00:15:43,899
Uh, we have to discuss the plan.

375
00:15:44,769 --> 00:15:48,034
I'm sorry, is there
a problem with the plan?

376
00:15:48,295 --> 00:15:50,079
TINA:
Hold- wait-wait a minute.

377
00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:52,080
Now, what damn plan
are y'all talking about,

378
00:15:52,081 --> 00:15:54,605
and aren't you a vegetarian?

379
00:15:54,779 --> 00:15:56,346
Uh, no, Ma, she's a pescatarian.

380
00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:58,630
-Hmm.
-CALVIN: Uh, either way, she eating

381
00:15:58,653 --> 00:16:01,351
a half a pound of beef
wrapped in bacon.

382
00:16:01,352 --> 00:16:04,440
I know, it's weird, I've just
been craving red meat lately.

383
00:16:04,441 --> 00:16:05,747
Hmm.

384
00:16:10,099 --> 00:16:11,753
I'm sorry, what's happening?

385
00:16:13,146 --> 00:16:15,104
Oh, my God.

386
00:16:15,278 --> 00:16:17,106
Oh, oh, oh.
Cover your ears. Cov...

387
00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:19,979
-Why?
-I'm a grandma again

388
00:16:20,153 --> 00:16:23,156
and again...!

389
00:16:23,330 --> 00:16:25,158
[sustained shout]

390
00:16:25,332 --> 00:16:29,162
[shout echoing]

391
00:16:29,163 --> 00:16:32,033
You know, we haven't really had
any girl time together,

392
00:16:32,034 --> 00:16:35,298
but, uh, here we are,
peeing on sticks.

393
00:16:35,559 --> 00:16:37,344
[chuckles]

394
00:16:37,518 --> 00:16:39,476
Yup.
[sighs]

395
00:16:40,347 --> 00:16:42,577
-Maybe we should've
used a coaster. -Uh-huh.

396
00:16:43,472 --> 00:16:46,961
Okay, look, look,
this is torture.

397
00:16:46,962 --> 00:16:48,702
[stammers]
How long do pregnancy tests take?

398
00:16:48,703 --> 00:16:50,052
Okay, just breathe, son.

399
00:16:50,313 --> 00:16:52,489
-Maybe your mama's wrong.
-You think so?

400
00:16:52,663 --> 00:16:54,317
-Not a chance.
-No. Not at all.

401
00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:57,494
Now that we're stick sisters...

402
00:16:57,495 --> 00:16:59,539
[chuckles]
You've been part of this family

403
00:16:59,540 --> 00:17:01,237
a lot longer than I have.

404
00:17:01,411 --> 00:17:03,065
Are they, um...?

405
00:17:03,239 --> 00:17:05,372
-Crazy?
-You said it.

406
00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:09,419
Yeah, but don't worry,
it's a good crazy.

407
00:17:09,593 --> 00:17:12,422
Mr. B? He acts hard.

408
00:17:12,596 --> 00:17:15,817
-Big softie.
-Oh, yeah? [laughs]

409
00:17:15,991 --> 00:17:17,775
Totally. I can see that.

410
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,820
And Tina?

411
00:17:19,994 --> 00:17:21,692
Oh, she's hard.

412
00:17:23,128 --> 00:17:24,347
But I love her to death.

413
00:17:24,521 --> 00:17:25,740
[laughs softly]

414
00:17:25,914 --> 00:17:27,175
And, Sadie,

415
00:17:27,349 --> 00:17:30,136
I'd be honored,
as your stick sister,

416
00:17:30,310 --> 00:17:31,876
to share my wedding with you.

417
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:34,662
Oh.
[laughs]

418
00:17:36,229 --> 00:17:38,231
BOTH:
Oh, my God.

419
00:17:38,232 --> 00:17:43,104
-Oh, here they come.
Uh, spill. Spill. -Oh, come on. Come on, come on.

420
00:17:43,105 --> 00:17:44,454
Turns out, we're both...

421
00:17:44,628 --> 00:17:46,630
I told you! I told you!

422
00:17:46,804 --> 00:17:48,545
Who is the queen?

423
00:17:48,719 --> 00:17:51,679
Who is the queen? Oh, my God,
I'm gonna be a grandma.

424
00:17:51,853 --> 00:17:53,246
I'm gonna be a grandma again.

425
00:17:53,420 --> 00:17:56,466
Oh, this is so wonderful.

426
00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:58,251
Whoa, whoa, son, son, I got you.

427
00:17:58,252 --> 00:18:00,469
Oh! I can't get 'em both!
I can't get 'em both.

428
00:18:00,470 --> 00:18:02,385
-[grunting]
-It's okay.

429
00:18:02,646 --> 00:18:04,518
Oh, my good- Hey! Good timing.

430
00:18:04,692 --> 00:18:07,912
Great news. Courtney
and Mercedes are both pregnant.

431
00:18:07,913 --> 00:18:09,609
-[gasps]
-What? That's fantastic.

432
00:18:09,610 --> 00:18:10,785
Oh, so fantastic.

433
00:18:10,959 --> 00:18:13,135
Hey, guess this calls
for a celebration.

434
00:18:13,309 --> 00:18:14,832
Champagne for everybody.

435
00:18:14,833 --> 00:18:17,573
-Come on now. Inside.
-TINA AND GEMMA: Yes, yes, yes.

436
00:18:17,574 --> 00:18:19,384
Yeah, but everybody
except you two.

437
00:18:19,385 --> 00:18:22,100
Everybody who is not pregnant,
oh, we're getting wasted.

438
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,406
Yes!

439
00:18:24,451 --> 00:18:26,279
[laughs]

440
00:18:26,453 --> 00:18:28,585
Uh, Ca-Calvin.

441
00:18:28,846 --> 00:18:30,776
-Yeah?
-Can I talk to you for a second?

442
00:18:31,022 --> 00:18:33,764
[chuckles]
Yes, Dave, we have peach juice

443
00:18:33,938 --> 00:18:35,636
if you want to make a Bellini.

444
00:18:39,248 --> 00:18:41,076
You know me so well.

445
00:18:41,859 --> 00:18:45,385
Which is what
makes this so hard.

446
00:18:45,559 --> 00:18:47,604
It's about the job.

447
00:18:47,865 --> 00:18:49,693
Oh, man, that's tough.

448
00:18:49,867 --> 00:18:52,087
Look, don't worry, Dave.

449
00:18:52,348 --> 00:18:54,278
Another opportunity
will come along.

450
00:18:54,307 --> 00:18:55,743
Plus, Michigan?

451
00:18:55,917 --> 00:18:58,137
[laughs]
You dodged a bullet.

452
00:18:59,703 --> 00:19:01,923
Yeah, no, Calvin, um...

453
00:19:02,706 --> 00:19:04,186
I'm gonna take the job.

454
00:19:05,796 --> 00:19:07,146
We're moving.

455
00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:09,278
Oh.

456
00:19:09,452 --> 00:19:10,758
Really?

457
00:19:11,019 --> 00:19:12,194
Wow. Okay.

458
00:19:12,195 --> 00:19:13,977
Look, I hate to tell you
while you're celebrating

459
00:19:13,978 --> 00:19:15,588
something so special,
I just, I-I...

460
00:19:15,589 --> 00:19:17,417
I couldn't keep it inside.

461
00:19:17,678 --> 00:19:20,507
Good for you, Dave.
You know what?

462
00:19:20,681 --> 00:19:22,073
Happy for you.

463
00:19:22,335 --> 00:19:24,772
-You are?
-Yes.

464
00:19:25,033 --> 00:19:27,122
Yes, man. This is good news.

465
00:19:27,296 --> 00:19:29,472
Well, hold on. C-Calvin, please.

466
00:19:29,646 --> 00:19:31,082
Come on.

467
00:19:31,257 --> 00:19:32,307
This is hard for me.

468
00:19:32,345 --> 00:19:34,608
I-It must be hard for you.

469
00:19:34,782 --> 00:19:37,698
Why would it be hard for me?

470
00:19:38,568 --> 00:19:40,008
Because we're best friends?

471
00:19:40,135 --> 00:19:42,659
Yeah, yeah,
w-we're, we're friends, yeah.

472
00:19:42,833 --> 00:19:46,446
Calvin, we're...
we're best friends.

473
00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:49,100
Okay, Dave,
we're-we're next-door neighbors.

474
00:19:49,275 --> 00:19:51,190
I've had neighbors before you

475
00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:53,016
and I'll have neighbors
after you.

476
00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:55,019
So now I'm just a neighbor?

477
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,847
I mean...
[scoffs]

478
00:19:57,021 --> 00:20:00,677
Calvin, would "just a neighbor"
have named a star after you?

479
00:20:00,851 --> 00:20:02,549
[stammers]

480
00:20:02,723 --> 00:20:04,812
I told you,
I didn't want no damn star.

481
00:20:04,986 --> 00:20:08,119
Well, too bad, it's right there.

482
00:20:08,381 --> 00:20:09,817
Oh, yeah? Yeah? Which one?

483
00:20:09,991 --> 00:20:11,041
Yeah...

484
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,298
It's one...

485
00:20:12,472 --> 00:20:14,038
It-it should be...

486
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,866
There's a lot of stars up there.

487
00:20:15,867 --> 00:20:18,346
It's somewhere
in the Crab Nebula.

488
00:20:18,347 --> 00:20:20,306
Look, the point is,

489
00:20:20,307 --> 00:20:22,263
I'm trying to tell you
how hard this is for me.

490
00:20:22,264 --> 00:20:24,854
Why can't you admit it-
that it's hard for you, too?

491
00:20:24,919 --> 00:20:26,669
Uh, maybe it's just
not hard for me.

492
00:20:26,790 --> 00:20:29,380
Now come on, man, let's go
in here and have a Bellini.

493
00:20:29,489 --> 00:20:32,492
Or do you want to stay out here
and look for your damn star?

494
00:20:35,277 --> 00:20:38,237
It's your damn star, Calvin.

495
00:20:38,498 --> 00:20:40,891
[scoffing]:
Whatever, Dave.

496
00:20:41,065 --> 00:20:44,417
[indistinct cheering inside]

497
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